I know everyone think their kid is more hilarious than any other kid ever, but mine really is. He cracks us up. Here are some things he’s been saying lately.
Jonah : MOM! I have a name for the new baby!! We should name her Caca!!
Me : But what if it’s a boy?
Jonah : Then we can name him Sai.
Me : Like Raphael’s weapons?
Jonah : Yep. Like Raphael’s weapons. *struts away like he just solved a global crisis*
My mom : Ok, Jonah I’m leaving. Be a good boy!
Jonah : I’m ON it.
After church, we were eating lunch with my siblings when someone said something inappropriate.
My mom : You guys are terrible children!!”
Jonah : HEY! That’s my family, YO!
*while snuggled in between Zach and I as I woke up, in creepy kid demonic voice*
“Kill your wiiiiife, kill your wiiiiife, killl youuurrrr wiiiiiiife.”
Not really a quote, but I find his Christmas list adorable. If you ask him what he wants for Christmas, this is what he’ll tell you in exact order, every time.
Shellraiser (The Ninja Turtle car)
The latest Leonardo and the latest Raphael (The Ninja Turtle action figures from the Nickelodeon cartoon)
“A picture of me, and Wes, and Jill” (we took a photo of us with our friends at Dollywood last week and he’s obsessed with it.)
“A picture of me and Emery.”
And that’s it. That is his complete Christmas list. Dear Lord, please let it always be this simple.
Jonah’s outfit is from FabKids. Ya’ll already know how much I love them. You can sign up for their monthly outfit box, or just order your outfits individually, no subscription required. And if you get your friends to sign up, you’ll get credit towards a free outfit! Free clothes, woot!